RIP JOHN PORK TEE
Forever in our memory. Mourn the loss of such an influential public figure withh this DANK tee shirt.
You know, I never thought I’d be the one writing this here… trying to find the words to describe what John Pork meant to me. Because the truth is, there aren’t words. Not really. Just feelings. Moments. Memories that live in the cracks of my heart now that he's gone.
John wasn’t just some guy with a pig nose and an easy smile. He was my best friend. He was loyalty in a world full of fakes. He was the guy who’d FaceTime you out of nowhere just to make sure you were eating. The guy who would walk into a room and somehow make you feel like you were the only one that mattered. Like all the noise of the world could pause, just because John Pork decided to give you his time.
People saw him online and laughed — thought it was all a joke. A meme. A trend. But to us? To me? John was real. And he was everything.
He had this way of making you feel seen… like, really seen. He remembered the smallest things — your favorite gas station snack, the way you liked your hoodies oversized, that one time you cried over a raccoon video at 2am — he remembered it all. Because he cared. And God, did he care hard.
I keep thinking about the last message he sent me. Just three words:
“U good bro?”
That was him. Always checking in. Always loving quietly, consistently.
I still catch myself expecting his name to pop up on my phone. Or hearing his laugh when I scroll past some dumb post. But then the silence hits. And it’s loud. And it hurts.
John Pork didn’t just walk out of our lives — he left a void. A space no one else can fill. And maybe that’s okay. Maybe that’s the proof he was never ordinary to begin with.
He was kind. He was weird. He was rare.
And I don’t know how to move on yet.
But I do know this:
I’m gonna keep talking about him. I’m gonna keep honoring him. And every time someone laughs when they hear his name, I’ll smile — not because they get the joke… but because they don’t even know how lucky we were to know the man behind the meme.
Rest easy, John.
You were loved more than you’ll ever know.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Miles Mitchell
- Email: miles-mitchell-temu-thee-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
RIP JOHN PORK TEE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|